I’m 54
Been driving for 34
I have driven all over the world
Often drive too fast

Never ever ever been stopped by a cop
Until today
In fucking Ameland
A flippin Wadden island
With one street
16 cars

100 cows and sheep

Horses all over

And two cops

I have not seen one other Black person

I’m that one Black guy who walks up to a cop and asks him for directions

This one never even asked to see my driver’s license

Sir, can you please blow?
I’m like: blow on this!