Been driving for 34
I have driven all over the world
Often drive too fast
Never ever ever been stopped by a cop
In fucking Ameland
A flippin Wadden island
With one street
100 cows and sheep
Horses all over
And two cops
I have not seen one other Black person
I’m that one Black guy who walks up to a cop and asks him for directions
This one never even asked to see my driver’s license
Sir, can you please blow?
I’m like: blow on this!