Minty fresh - HOX Projects

I am the most unique person on earth, I kid you not.
So around 7pm when I got up from in front of my computers, I felt that my asscheeks were glued together. Ieuuw!!.

So I went to the bathroom and washed myself, particular focus on my asscheeks.
Pulled up a clean pair of sweats and went downstairs, watched some tv.

But when I got up 30 minutes ago, I felt my asscheeks still glued, this time almost shut!

Wtf!
Did I not heed Sanford’s message telling men to wash their ass well? Did I do it twice?

Pulled down my sweats again, stuck my hand between my cheeks and it felt sticky.
So I brought it to my nose.
It didn’t smell like doodoo.
It smelled like mint!

My ass smelled minty fresh
Wtf again?

Looked down in the crack of my pants and there were skidmarks, but they were white.
I pulled at that white shit (pun intended) and it was chewing gum.
Stuck my hand between my crack again and my entire asshole was covered in chewing gum.
Wtf.

So I looked angry at my 10-year-old son, but I couldn’t accuse him of throwing chewing gum into the washing machine, because knowing this little asshole he would 1. Deny deny deny and 2. He would make fun of me.

It’s what he enjoys most in life.

So as I sat in silence peeking into my asshole with a mirror down at my balls, tugging at chewing gum between my asscheeks, I wondered how the hell that shit ended up there.

Then I remembered.
After my 3.30 meeting ended, I begged a piece of gum from someone before I got into my car.

Mentos. From a little green bottle.

Then i took off.
During that 24 minute drive home, my bladder filled up large like a football.

So I parked and ran into the house hastily, barely made it into the toilet.

Now about me: I am that guy who always sits down to pee. That’s just me.

And I figured out that I musta still been chewing on that shit when I pulled down my underwear and sat down. And it musta fallen out, right in the center of the crack. Right where my underwear meets my ass entrance.

And it shut that shit down!!

Now
Have you ever had your ass shut up with chewing gum?
No!
I have.
I am unique.

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